What do you do?
In April, I open my bill
In May, I sing night and day
In June, I change my tune
In July, far off I fly
In August, away
I must...-Cosmo Sheldrake, Cuckoo Song

Background: Untitled (1992) - Alex Niño

Welcome

Hello hello hello! Wanna learn more about me (you weirdo)? Click on these little buttons down here! Don't worry, they totally don't activate a series of bombs I've planted around the city. :)

Who am I?

  • 20 years old

  • He/Him, Ve/Vem/Ver, Xe/Xem/Xyr

  • Mexican

  • Taurus

  • ADHD

  • Artist, Writer, Memer, Drag King

  • Psychology-Spanish Undergrad

Blacklist

  • Close-up pictures of spiders

  • Amber alert alarms

  • Animal abuse

  • Guilt-tripping

  • Aggression

  • Arguing

Interests

  • Music: Indie, Nu Metal, Emopop, Punk, Breakcore, Big Band, Jazz

  • Video games: Pokemon, LOZ, FF7, Super Paper Mario, Smash Ult, Mario Kart, BATIM, FNAF, OFF, UT/DR, Great God Grove, Sam & Max: Hit the Road, TF2, Ultrakill

  • Animated Series: Ouran High School Host Club, Steven Universe/Steven Universe Future, Osomatsu-San, The Adventures of Sam and Max: Freelance Police, Over the Garden Wall

  • Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, An American Werewolf in London, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Skinamarink, The Barbie Movie, Interview with the Vampire, Scream, Five Nights At Freddy's, Psycho

  • TV Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race, The Golden Girls, MTV's Catfish, Columbo

  • Musicals: Spongebob the Musical, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Heathers, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hadestown, Rocky Horror Show, Frankenstein, The Outsiders

  • Books: Exquisite Corpse, Frankenstein, Dracula, Fahrenheit 451, Passing, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Outsiders

  • Misc.: Space, Ocean life, Doll Customizing, Object Heads, Robots, Cults, Skeletons, Vampires, Demons, Speedrunning, Fashion, Make-up, Drag, Vogue/Ballroom

Favorite Musicians

  • My Chemical Romance

  • The Offspring

  • Deftones

  • Panic! At the Disco (NOT BRENDON URIE)

  • Wind Rose

  • Femtanyl

  • The Hoosiers

  • Arctic Monkeys

  • Teddy Hyde

  • Cosmo Sheldrake

  • Clem Turner

  • Mac DeMarco

  • Glass Animals

  • Sleeping At Last

  • Mitski

  • The Crane Wives

  • Rainbow Kitten Surprise

  • Hozier

  • Frank Ocean

  • Tyler, The Creator

  • Cab Calloway

  • The Beatles

  • Ella Fitzgerald

  • Vicente Fernández

Characters I Really Like

  • Luigi (Super Mario)

  • Mr. L (Super Paper Mario)

  • Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)

  • Waluigi (Super Mario)

  • King Boo (Super Mario + Luigi's Mansion)

  • King Bomb-Omb (Super Mario)

  • The Koopalings (Super Mario)

  • Ingo (Pokemon Black/White/Black 2/White 2)

  • Burgh (Pokemon Black/White/Black 2/White 2)

  • Guzma (Pokemon Sun/Moon/Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon)

  • Marx (Kirby Super Star Saga)

  • Lord Ghirahim (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

  • Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7)

  • Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy 7)

  • Werewolf Cookie (Cookie Run)

  • Ice Candy Cookie (Cookie Run)

  • Yoga Cookie (Cookie Run)

  • Pirate Cookie (Cookie Run)

  • Karamatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-San)

  • Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

  • Remote (BFDI/BFB/TPOT)

  • TV (BFDI/BFB/TPOT)

  • Him (The PowerPuff Girls)

  • Sunstone (Steven Universe)

  • Bismuth (Steven Universe)

  • White Diamond (Steven Universe)

  • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Steven Universe)

  • Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)

  • Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)

  • King Dice (Cuphead/The Cuphead Show)

  • Edgar (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

  • Wally Franks (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

  • Bill Danton (Bendy and the Dark Revival)

  • K_K/Cakes (Deltarune)

  • Berdley (Deltarune)

  • Senpai (Friday Night Funkin')

  • Garcello (Smoke 'Em Out Struggle)

  • Hex (Vs. Hex)

  • Johnny Cade (The Outsiders)

  • Sam and Max (Sam and Max)

  • Medic (TF2)

  • Engineer (TF2)

  • Gabriel, Apostate of Hate (Ultrakill)

  • Eridan Ampora (Homestuck)

  • Orphaner Dualscar (Homestuck)

  • Rufioh Nitram (Homestuck)

  • Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)

  • Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

  • Ghostface (Scream)

  • Stu Macher (Scream)

  • Norman Bates (Psycho)

Other places to find me

  • Twitter: @xXun_punXx (main), @punionfunion (commissions)

  • Tumblr: xxunpunxx.tumblr.com

  • Bluesky: @xxunpunxx.bsky.social

DNI (Do Not Interact) if...

  • you're anything close to a conservative

  • you're a pedophile/MAP and/or zoophile

  • you support AI art + NFTs

  • you condone colonist ideals (Zionism, etc etc)

  • you continue to support Dream and people associated with DSMP

  • you support Jschlatt

  • you like Hetalia

  • you ship real people unironically

  • you're apart of the IRL Serial Killers fandom

Before You Follow...

  • I curse a lot lmao (sometimes throwing around the f-slur)

  • I use emojis and emoticons unironically

  • I mass retweet/reblog/like a lot of shit

  • Expect a lot of key smashing if I find something funny

  • I have a tendency to get overly excited and hyper so please tell me when I'm being too much ^^;

  • Going along with the point above I am loud and WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS sometimes so please let me know if you don't like it ^^;;;;

  • DO NOT USE IT/ITS, THEY/THEM OR SHE/HER PRONOUNS WITH ME I DONT LIKE IT

  • I have a hard time understanding tone in text so PLEASE use tone indicators when talking to me

  • I don't check to see if someone I follow is yikes so PLEASE let me know when this is the case

  • If I say or do something wrong PLEASE let me know right away and don't be vague with it

Hence, nothing remains
except
for our
regrets.-Mortis Ghost, OFF